Hugh Hefner doesn't engender much sympathy. The twice married 85-year-old legendary porn purveyor goes through the day in silk robes and pajamas surrounded by scantily clad beautiful women way less than than half his age. But I will admit to a very small pang of sorrow for Hef after reading in the New York Post today how his bride-to-be, Crystal Harris, 25, was scheming to become a runaway bride for the sum of $500,000 and reality television fame. Kinda made me wonder why the so-called Defense of Marriage Act doesn't outlaw this kind of idiocy?
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